rats live on no evil star

**yksi-kaksi-kolme** · Joined: 22 Jun 2008 Posts: 2803 Location: philly skramzzzz

It's recently been discovered that stars with bad intentions in the universe have a shockingly low rodent population. What do you guys think of this? Should we introduce the rat population back to these malevolent stars? Personally, I feel that the stars should be given a second chance, but I'm open to other opinions.
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**youhas** · Joined: 21 Jul 2006 Posts: 3015 Location: Santa Clara, CA

I just feel bad about how some rats will become so obsessed with star life, no matter the negative nature of the star in question. You see them out at the pub, getting their little selves blitzed, squeaking about how they intend to stow away on space shuttles, or where somebody's friend of a friend is "totally going to hook them up" with a sweet rocketry setup. They're just clawing so hard, grasping at any half-baked idea that will get them there. Last time I was there, they were having some sort of half-assed fundraising thing, where some dude DJ Squeaky was laying down beats and trying to get folks to "toss a couple dollas my way, son!" Kinda pathetic.

I pity them, though, and I wanted to help. I used to be a lab tech, so I know the perfect way to scratch a rat's belly just to make them totally blissed out. I figured that the least I could do was give 'em some happy-rubs to help take their minds off of things, y'know? But dude, I was apparently way too popular: all sorts of rats came streaming into the place, like through every last window and door. The bar went way over capacity - so much so that the floor supports actually gave way, and me and all of ratkind came tumbling down, surprising the bejesus out of the folks in the 24 Hour Fitness downstairs as we came hurtling through their ceiling. I think they're still digging out the exercise equipment.

tl;dr:
Rats at a bar grab at a star.
Rats paraded a rap star.
My gay rub won; star rats now bury a gym.
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**Saru786** · Joined: 20 Dec 2008 Posts: 1650 Location: In a box...

lol. i get it. the title of the thread...yea. :P
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**sean2490** · Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 3:36 am Post subject: Re: rats live on no evil star

**NfskMjmMal2** · Joined: 27 Aug 2008 Posts: 1000

I always thought that "rats live on no evil star" was lame because it's just three words that were flipped around, and the spacing is the same. I like youhas' ones, and "A man, a plan, a canal: Panama!"
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**ganondorf901** · Joined: 28 Jul 2008 Posts: 846 Location: VA all the way

^^ It's a Fall of Troy song
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**Yewb** · Joined: 10 Jan 2008 Posts: 3020 Location: Plymouth, UK

It's also one of the most famous palindromes in the world.

youhas is literally the best person.
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I just want to, you know, get my name out there. BTW, it updates every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. Was just the first two, decided to do Saturdays as well.

Serious advice now: No-one likes indecision in their work, so find what you like that you're even remotely good at, and stick with it. Don't flit from one thing to another, because that just smacks of a large lack of determination and drive. And people don't like you for that, and won't remember you for it. I mean, I get that you have a plucky spirit and a willingness to try new things, but there's a limit, man.

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**this1neguy** · Joined: 19 Aug 2007 Posts: 5444 Location: Flint, MI

youhas is officially the best poster on SH, no argument no discussion no complaints allowed.
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**youhas** · Joined: 21 Jul 2006 Posts: 3015 Location: Santa Clara, CA

@Yewb, @this1neguy: aw, shucks. You're both very kind. In any event, I'm always very glad when others are appreciative of my madcap off-the-cuff idiocy.

Hat tip to yksi-kaksi-kolme - when I first saw this thread, I was all (1) damn! I wish I'd thought of posting that! (2) what's the coolest way I can contribute without just mindlessly ripping off the idea? And bonus hat tip to this site, which saved me valuable time at work while serving my "I need some rat-based palindromes, stat" needs.

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**9001** · Joined: 03 Sep 2008 Posts: 3690 Location: North New Jersey

More in rat news: Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo

It has also come to the world's attention that a rat that exudes copious amounts of moisture is currently residing in a zoo that is renowned for its lofty standards of cleanliness. What do you think about this abomination of a rat? Do we expel it for contaminating this germ sanctuary? Do we let the rat be?

And for all you palindrome-lovers: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nej4xJe4Tdg

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