The roast of legends!!

**Hendrixisgod** · Posted: Wed Oct 25, 2006 11:18 pm Post subject: The roast of legends!!

Just wanted to give you a thing I call the roast of legends. Spawned of GameInfomer Sacred Cow Barbeque I will Be making fun of the classics so just sit back and hold your flaming figures please

Final Fantasy 7:

Oh yeah I went there you know it. Final Fantasy 7 just another mediorce RPG that has the same old and tired true battle system of Final Fantasy. Oh but wait! There is more you have a time limit to choose your turns so if you trying to do anything so foregin to RPGs such as stagries or plans you can forget that unless you want to get pwned! I coudn't even make it through the first couple of hours let alone 3 discs! FF 7 is just another crappy RPG that by putting charachters who faces are expressionless in there, I am talking to you Cloud! Top that of with a clunky battle system and horrible CG sequences and Graphics shows that to call this game could is a Fantasy to the power of 7

Well what are waiting for fools? Reply to this message and I will dish out more slander on your favorite games. Muhahahahahahaha!
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**Matt** · Joined: 04 Feb 2006 Posts: 3780 Location: Bethel, Vermont

That's not a unique game feature. Crono Trigger had it as well (and that game, my friends, is better then all FF games, if not just for the lack of annoying cult following)

**SThorpe** · Joined: 09 Aug 2006 Posts: 2500

ooooooh, all FF fans are so burned.

**Riz** · Joined: 06 Jun 2006 Posts: 2011

Nah.

But I admit to being more of a Squeenix fan in general than a hardcore FF fan. There are some FF's I haven't played (although the ones I have played, I like em all), but I also love SO, KH/KH2, Chrono Trigger as mentioned by Matt, going oldschool, Secret of Mana, etc... I just <3 Squaresoft games in general. And admittedly, I can kinda symapthize with where Matt's coming from WRT the more rabid portions of the FF fanbase. Mr. Green

Riz.
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**JCirri** · Joined: 04 Feb 2006 Posts: 4576

<3 Secret of Mana <3

I have a save with all level 9 forged weapons, everyone leveled with all weapons and spells up to 8:99 (since you can't actually reach level 9). There are new spell animations that randomly start being cast as you approach level 9, most people probably never notice.

It took _forever_ to get all the extra 9th level orbs to drop in the final fortress. And obviously my character levels are also maximized.
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**DarkCalx** · Joined: 13 Mar 2006 Posts: 672 Location: Wilmington, Oh

out of any squaresoft game, my favorite (outside of FF7) would have to be Einhander. i love the look and feel of the game, the music, and the fact that its actually difficult at times. plus the bosses are awesome.
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**COBW3BB** · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 5:52 pm Post subject:

SOM is amazing, especially playing online on the ZSNES emulator!
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**Huwonk** · Joined: 26 May 2006 Posts: 2432 Location: Marysville, Ohio

Seiken Densetsu 3 was better than SoM. It's a shame it never got an American release. If you've never played it, download the rom. They have an english patch for it. It's amazing.
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**Sottle** · Joined: 14 May 2006 Posts: 3050

Yeah Seiken Densetsu 3 is an amazing game.

**Hendrixisgod** · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 7:14 pm Post subject:

Stay on topic guys Mr. Green

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**COBW3BB** · Posted: Thu Oct 26, 2006 8:42 pm Post subject:

**Matt** · Joined: 04 Feb 2006 Posts: 3780 Location: Bethel, Vermont

Ooo, I forgot: both Super Metroid and Castelvania: Symphony of the Night were mind boggling

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**Huwonk** · Joined: 26 May 2006 Posts: 2432 Location: Marysville, Ohio

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