Clerks II FTW!!!!

**joker** · Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:01 pm Post subject: Clerks II FTW!!!!

Did anyone else go see this? This was even funnier than the original masterpiece. Jersey comedy is hilarious. All hail, Kevin Smith!
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**Genga** · Joined: 19 Apr 2006 Posts: 2474 Location: Glasgow, Scotland

was it me, or was the first one in black and white?
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**joker** · Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 1:16 pm Post subject:

yeah, it was. it was an indie by kevin smith that only cost like 20 grand...i think...

anyways...that was how clerks II opened. with the black and white of dante opening the storefront at the Quik Stop.
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**Genga** · Joined: 19 Apr 2006 Posts: 2474 Location: Glasgow, Scotland

ah, thought it was just the video :P

i gotta see it again then, lol
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**Fly1ngV** · Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2006 11:55 pm Post subject:

dude, clerks 2 is indeed the awesome. not to spoil anything, but that donkey show was wrong on so many levels. was i the only one that within the first twenty minutes of the movie wanted to kick Elias' ass? Rosario Dawson did very well for her first try at a Kevin Smith Flick. i was kinda hoping for more Affleck and Jason Lee, but i'm totally cool with it. Long live bankie and Holden. oh, and on another note, Affleck was the bomb in Phantoms yo.

**KetchuponEggs** · Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 864 Location: Scott AFB, IL

sheat, what was the movie rental store guy's name in the first one? is he still in it?
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**Fly1ngV** · Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 12:52 am Post subject:

what kind of question is that, of course Randall is in it. Clerks 1 was about Dante and Randall's day. it wouldn't be clerks (or a kevin smith movie for that matter) without Jeff Andersen.

**joker** · Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 5:23 pm Post subject:

Rosario Dawson impressed me. I would have never pegged her as doing as well as she did in a Kevin Smith flick. It was an awesome movie, nonetheless.
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**dspoonrt** · Joined: 20 Feb 2006 Posts: 2449 Location: Columbus, OH

I'm not seeing Clerks II until this weekend, but I just cannot believe that a new Kevin Smith effort could possibly top his earlier work. The original Clerks is one of the best independent movies of the 1990s and a comedy classic. His follow-ups Mallrats, Chasing Amy, and Dogma follow in its great tradition, but Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and Jersey Girl smear his great name. He's really been on a (self-admitted) kick lately of not making movies for other people, just making them to entertain himself (and get Ben Affleck work apparently). I wish he would go back to entertaining his audience.
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**IEatGlue** · Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2006 9:01 pm Post subject:

didn't someone die in the first movie cause they tryed sucking him self... and then when they found him he did it, exept broke his neck?
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**KetchuponEggs** · Joined: 11 Jul 2006 Posts: 864 Location: Scott AFB, IL

Randall's cousin i think...
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**dspoonrt** · Joined: 20 Feb 2006 Posts: 2449 Location: Columbus, OH

Yeah, his crazy Cousin Walter. Same guy who stuck cats in his ass to get the gerbil out from Mallrats.
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**joker** · Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 2:20 pm Post subject:

don't you guys find it strange that even in a forum that has absolutely nothing to do with movies that we come together to talk about clerks? its just funny the variety of topics i see on here.
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**dspoonrt** · Joined: 20 Feb 2006 Posts: 2449 Location: Columbus, OH

This is the general chat, though. The World Cup is over, we're running out of Simpsons quotes (not really, but we haven't posted in a while), so what else is left besides Clerks? We could talk about The Big Lebowski. That movie kicks ass.
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**joker** · Posted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 1:46 am Post subject:

yes, indeed it did
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